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Conquistador Fuzzstortion

SKU: # 498373   |   Model: # WHE406   |    Product Reviews2 Reviews  Write a Review

Conquistador Fuzzstortion
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Want to know what the Conquistador Fuzzstortion sounds like? Take a giant Velcro strip and tear it apart with great vigor, and you'll have your answer. This aggressive gated fuzz conquers sonic frontiers with ease and simplicity. Just use the classic Volume, Tone, Fuzz control setup to dial in your sound and then play a soundtrack to shred the space-time continuum. Even at extreme settings, the Conquistador Fuzzstortion remains musically pleasing in its onslaught of destruction.

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The Gnarliest, Nastiest and Dirtiest Gated Fuzz Pedal Ever Conceived On Planet Earth 1 of 1 customers found this review helpful
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This one is truly special and a real Gem. Not for the faint of heart. Definitely not for everybody but definitely for me. If you’re looking for that spitty, sticky, spongy almost velcro type fuzz sound, this one’s the one. It’s so brutal, ugly and gated that at times, it sounds like a cross between an 8-bit arcade console sputtering out and just plain broken sounding, yes I said broken sounding and I’m in love with it. Annoy your parents, your girlfriend or your wife with this little bundle of hate from hell itself. Truly unique and not really comparable to anything else i’ve heard out in the market today. My only criticism is that I find it a little pricey for a fuzz circuit, and is the only reason I didn’t give it a 5 star rating. Absolutely one of my favourite pedals ever. 4.8/5.0
Posted by InLoveWithMyPedalsMoreThanMyWife on Aug 24, 2020
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The Nastiest, Gnarliest & Most Disgusting Gated Fuzz Pedal Ever Conceived On Planet Earth 1 of 2 customers found this review helpful
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Closest Store   North York (Steeles), Ontario
This one is really special and a true gem. Not for the faint of heart. Definitely not for everybody, but definitely for me. This is not your father’s or grandfather’s average run-of-the-mill fuzz pedal. This beast is so brutal, ugly and at times so gated, that it sounds like a cross between 8-bit arcade consoles and just plain broken sounding, yes I said broken sounding and I love it. If you’re looking for that spitty, sticky, spongy almost velcro type sound that can rip your neighbours face off, this one’s the one. Truly unique and not really comparable to anything else I’ve heard out in the market today. Annoy your parents, your girlfriend or your wife with this little bundle of hate from hell itself. My only criticism of this monster is that I find it a little pricey for a fuzz circuit, which is the only reason I didn’t give it a 5 star rating. Honestly one of my favourite pedals ever. 4.8/5.0
Posted by InLoveWithMyPedalsMoreThanMyWife on Aug 24, 2020
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